2009-05-05

ADVICE, POINTERS, AND RESPONSES.  

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To the guy that had the huge rebel flag waving from the back of his pickup truck: When that truck's a Toyota, it kinda loses its oomph.

To the lady in the green Volvo sipping a Bud Lite with the MADD sticker on her bumper: I think the A in MADD stands for "against" not "allowing".

To the teen overheard saying, "I wear Abercrombie & Fitch, so bitches know I dominate.": Um, okay.

To the pregnant woman in Big Lots with the 3 unruly children: Seriously?!

To the 20 something year old guy posted up against his black Dodge Charger with the black custom rims outside of a high school during let out: C'mon, dawg.

To the guy in the fur jacket, sagging jeans, and mismatched Air Jordans: No!

To the prison work crew working on Ronald Reagan Pkwy. trying to holla at passing female motorists: Stop playin'!

To the old man in the mall wearing hip hop gear, bling, and trying to holla at young girls: Let it go, dawg. Let it go.

To my married friend who's pissed off that his "girlfriend" is seeing someone else: For real, bruh?

To the undecided woman in line at McDonald's: The menu hasn't changed in over 30 years. Order something already!

To the would be bank robber who requested to be buzzed into the bank's lobby while holding a rifle: Really?!

To the guy that bragged to me last week that he's about to start flipping houses for profit: Way to get in on the ground floor.

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