2010-10-27

THE NOVEMBER 2ND BOOTY CALL  

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Well, you can tell by the ringing of the phones in the black community that the Democrats are horny, and they're making their booty calls. And as usual, we'll show up with our mouths shut and our legs open. What the hell is this power that they hold over us that causes us to vote for them out of a sense of duty, even though they don't do a God damned thing for us? Every time there's an election, we're the first ones they call. The black community: The first to beg from and the last to do for.

We've never truly demanded that they earn our vote, and at this point, it's too late to make demands. We've proven that we're not a viable threat to their comfort level. In effect, we've painted ourselves into a corner. What do we do? There are 3 sides. On one side, you have the Teabaggers/GOP who'd rather take this country back to the "good ol' days", and we know how good those days were for us. Hell, one Teabagger wants to make abortion illegal even if a girl is raped by her father! Then we have the Democrats, who see us as "Old Reliable". We ain't going nowhere. We're too stupid to go anywhere. And lastly, we have the pressure to vote from those in our own community.

To those in our community that like to beat our young people over the head with the "people died so you can vote!" argument, that shit's getting tired......FAST! That business model has run its course. Our young people want to see results! They want tangible results that will make them go back to the polls. What are tangible results? Figure it out! The right doesn't seem to have a problem producing them, why the fuck can't you?! Bottom line is this: if you want to keep the young people interested, you'd better show them that you're interested in them and they're issues. Especially the young black people. Keep in mind, this is not to say that he's nothing for the black community, but you can't be mad if people want to see MORE.

Getting back to the Democrats, why should we be bound to vote for them? Really. Now you have Democrats distancing themselves from this President, just so they can keep their jobs. Thus proving once again, that the Democrats would rather live on their knees than die on their feet. This is the party we're riding with?! These are the guys that are gonna make it right?! And as for Obama, when he got in office, everyone said, "He's going to be the President of America, not just Black America!", and the day after he was sworn in, everyone was there with their fucking hands out, and Obama obliged. Especially the gays and the Jews, while we were told to sit tight, or do for ourselves, or "Stop waiting on Obama to do for you!". Shit, it ain't our turn to be done for, but it's our turn to do for....them! I don't care how or if you vote. The bottom line is this: unless you have "INC." at the end of your name, it ain't gonna matter anyhow. You can rationalize it with "Yeah, they don't do nothing for us, but they're better than the Republicans." Are they? Really? I love to hear black people who are vote strictly Democrat ask an abused woman, "How can you stay with a guy that beats you?!", and I'm thinking, "Shit, you tell me!".

Tell you what my fellow black people, you keep on answering those booty calls. But remember this: while the Democrats are willing to come over and blow our backs out every other November, they'll never truly love us. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've gotta look for those sexy drawers they like. Afterall, the 2nd is almost here, and I wanna look good for that jackass. Oh, and I hope you have your KY Jelly.