Okay, I haven't posted in about a week, but there's a painful reason why. Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm round of applause to the stomach virus! My God, talk about a beast! It had me writhing around and doubled over in pain, and quite frankly, it made me its bitch. It made me question my God, as in, "Look! There's nothing left in there! What the hell are hoping to find?! Just tell me what you're looking for , and I'll go find one, because it sure as hell ain't in my stomach!". Hey, the dry heaves will make you do that! And then there was my wife, "You don't look so good.". She's always been perceptive. Even as I'm moaning and rolling around on the bed, she was able to spot that something was amiss. She missed her calling as a detective. Sorry, hon! Anyway, all is well now, but there's gotta be an easier way to lose 12 pounds!