Rantings Of A Mad Rodent

Ladies, if a guy sends you a picture of himself posing next to his car, chances are you've pretty much seen ALL that he has to offer you.

Guys, if a girl sends you a picture of herself that she's taken with her camera phone from high above, trust me, you DO NOT want to see the rest of her!

Guys, if a girl sends you a picture of her with her hands on her hips taken from behind, she's "creating" a waistline for herself. You probably don't want to see the front.

If a personal ad says, "Color unimportant", she's looking for an old white sugar daddy.

If a personal ad says, "Discreet fun", she's a hooker.

If your cousin who moved to the city tells your family that she's a model, she's actually a stripper.

If your friend gets released from jail and he has a fresh set of braids, chances are, he's tried "new things" inside.

Ladies, apples come from apple seeds. What makes you think that good men come from bad boys?

Going to church does not make you a Christian. Standing in a garage does not make you a car.

Any guy that says that he's never run from anyone, is either lying or just hasn't had the right guy chase his ass yet.

The last place you was is better than the place you are now. The next place you go, will not be as good as the place you are now.

There's no such thing as a shortcut. If it was a better way to go, it would simply be known as the way, and not a shortcut.

If you have a gut feeling that your wife knows you're cheating on her, she does.

If a person tells you that they want total honesty, they don't. They just don't want you to lie as much as you normally do.